Lady BlahBlah

It’s hard to be creative and dull at the same time. Writing this blog requires me to have some sort of creativity which is hard to manifest when you’re dull ...dull because your years of work in the corporate world has sucked the vitality and creativity from every fibre of your being (along with the Drugs in the Air Vents...see my post from Sept 6th for more information on that conspiracy theory).

And it’s hard to promote your blog when:

1. Your target audience is people who want to read about someone with a dull job.

2. You have an alias. It’s like you’re walking around with this secret and you can only share it with a trusted few people for fear of being discovered. Having an alias is almost being like Clark Kent or some type of super hero. Only I’m not in comic books, there’s no movie coming out about me, I don’t save lives, and I don’t have any costume changes...sad...I always wanted to dress like Wonder Woman. Unfortunately, that would not be in compliance with our corporate dress code nor would I be able to include it in my Dull Co-Worker (DCW) fashion line (see my post from September 7th for more information on that business venture).

3. I can’t advertise to people I work with because I could be fired (it’s hard to be anti-insurance in an "I Love Insurance" world)...it’s like the new song by Flo Rida “The Club Can’t Handle Me”...my song would be “Insurance Can’t Handle Me!” I’m working on writing that song right now and I’m sure it will be a Top 40 Hit along with another song called “Bad Office Romance.” I will publish that song under my other alias: Lady BlahBlah. Stay tuned.