As my September 13th post announced, I'm going to start a greeting card company called "Sorry For Your Life" greeting cards. The Christmas season has inspired me to come up with the following cards which you'll soon be able to purchase online for your friends, family and colleagues:
"I'm sorry I haven't talked to you in a long time but you're really not that interesting."
"I'm sorry your forty and elderly men keep hitting on you. But at least someone finds you attractive."
"Another birthday, another year closer to death. Have a great day!"
"I see you're getting older but you're certainly not maturing."
"You're a terrible co-worker. I hope you get fired soon."
"Thanks for the gift. It's obvious you gave this gift no thought...perhaps you felt you had to get me something because I always get you something but at least I get you something useful...I have no idea what I'm going to do with your gift. Perhaps I'll re-gift it and give it someone at work I can barely tolerate. Thanks anyways. "
5 Goals for November
13 years ago
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