The Insurance Institute is very pleased to be offering
FLOOD & LEARN SEMINAR
This seminar will be presented as a “HANDS ON WORKSHOP”
“Santa” (note: I have given the seminar presenter the title of “Santa” to protect his identity; this is no way a comment on the girth or attire of the actual seminar presenter) (three IICRC certified restoration professionals -who I will refer to as “Santa’s reindeer”) will be erecting a mock home in the Arena that they will be flooding.
They will review the basics of water remediation, extraction as well as the equipment required for drying and dehumidification
COME AND EXPERIENCE FIRST HAND THE POWER OF WATER TO DAMAGE AND DESTROY and the SECONDARY DAMAGE CREATED BY MOISTURE. (please note dear reader, this line was actually capitalized by the Insurance Institute; I feel it is meant to be important so when you read this line, really think about what you’re reading and how it makes you feel; read it again just to make sure you get the full impact of what you would experience if you were to come to this seminar).
This course will provide you with the understanding of the work and equipment needed to effectively clean and repair wet property.
Dress casual “you might get a little wet” (note: I think this was meant to be funny! And I think insurance is dull! How foolish!)
This seminar will be of interest to underwriters and brokers as well as claims professionals.
DON’T MISS OUT. This will be a VERY FUN LEARNING EXPERIENCE(once again, this line was capitalized by the institute, not me so please, please, please realize how fun this will actually be).
If you are interested in attending this seminar, please complete the attached registration form and return it to ”Santa”
We look forward to having a fun experience with everyone!!!
I don't know about you, but after reading that, I'm ready to change the name of my blog. I don't think the word "dull" and "insurance" could possibly be used in the same breath by any sane individual.
Now, let me start my letter to Santa...
Where can I sign up?
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