What I Like About Myself

I don’t often go around telling people this, but I really do like the look of my forearms. Truth be told, this is the only body part of mine that I accept wholeheartedly. I wouldn’t change my forearms even if someone gave me oodles of money to have plastic surgery on them.

I need to live in a culture where women with attractive forearms are revered. So much attention in our society focuses on women’s legs, breasts, hips, waist, hair, skin, eyes, etc. No one seems to glamourize those women with eye-catching forearms and wrists.

This just shows how messed up our culture is. This is why the crime rates are so high for heaven’s sake! Can’t you see the correlation? Society is on a downward spiral and those with striking forearms are the ones who are suffering.

We as a society believe and value the wrong things; we aren't valuing the right things (beautiful forearms) thus, society is crumbling...and I won't even get into how this is affecting the ozone layer.

So do your part to make it a better world to live in. Compliment someone who has nice wrists and lovely forearms. Change what society values and you'll change the world. And don't just do it for me. Do it for the children.