My WINNING Work Objectives

I’ve been asked at work to prepare for my performance review by developing my objectives for the year ahead.

This is what I have so far. I know management likes metrics so I put some numbers to it so that it would be more professional and scientific! I don't know if this is what my manager is looking for, nevertheless, this is what I aspire to achieve:

• Obtain a thorough (100%) knowledge of all Billy Ocean lyrics




• Confidently sing above mentioned lyrics when it is played on the old-people's-radio-station that I listen to at work (92.1FM)




• Grow my hair so that it's really long (measure: longer than it is now)




• Increase the percentage of dark chocolate that I consume during the work day when trying to cope with stupidity (i.e. switch from eating 70% dark chocolate to 85% dark chocolate...this is no way a put down on those who enjoy white or milk chocolate)




• Integrate Charlie Sheen references in all (100%) insurance training seminars I deliver




• Buy and wear the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure t-shirt on casual days and create my own Dull Co-Worker International Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure of People Dying of Boredeom and Unappreciation in the Corporate World Around the Globe t-shirt