Question: What do you do when
you work in the insurance industry and you’re bored?
The Neutral Mutual Mission:
To provide insurance solutions through our regressive ideas.
Why would we choose this strategy?
So many companies are bragging they are “paperless.” In reality, these
“paperless” companies create TONS of paper! Who actually believes any company
is paperless...please! Give people some credit! Anyways, the Neutral Mutual
Insurance Company (of which I am the VP of Human Resources) is PRO paper! We
use paper and we are proud of it! In fact, we don’t use computers. We are old
school. We have old fashioned values and regressive ideas! We type on a typewriter. We write memos and carbon paper!!
While most insurance
companies give their insured’s policy wordings which are pages long and very
boring to read (have you read yours for your home, auto or business policy?),
at Neutral Mutual, we’ve decided to do away with such things. Instead of policy
wordings, we are going to have policy words!
Another fab idea from our CEO!
Policy words like cat, house or mafia.
Those are words that our company will give to our insureds instead of policy
wordings describing what the insurance covers (that is SO overdone!). We will
all have actual dictionaries on our desks in case we run out of words! I know what you’re thinking....it’s AWESOME
(hey, that could be one of our policy words!).
If you are looking for a new job, consider joining this promising new venture! As I said, the job of CEO and VP or HR is already taken. We also have a Director of Regression (DOR). Most companies have people in charge of innovation. We are going backwards! Let’s regress! Why move forward just because it’s popular! Let’s pave a new path! Anyways, that job is taken as is the job of Secretary.